I was several miles off-shore, windsurfing, when I broke down, and was attacked by a shark.

Shark is from my Mockumentary days. I think it’s a pretty good piece. It’s complete fiction, or it would be even better! I went through a phase where I just wanted to do stories, but I had a million kids and I had a 50/hr week job and so I couldn’t prioritize seeking out great stories. So, I decided to do things like you’d hear on NPR (hopefully I at least came close), but just make them up.