maker://hans.anderson

I am a creator. I build websites/apps as a full-stack-senior-web-application-devops-engineer-blah-blah-you-name-it; I produce audio short stories; I create fun lego photos and animated videos; I make disc golf stats.

I am the creator of the tech-fantasy and fiction-crime podcasts series Dist1nc7ive Stories, and produce other audio short stories.

I'm a freelance full stack web geek, and I blog about it, including my favorite toys of late: automation with Playwright/Puppeteer, PHP Goutte, and I leave myself notes-to-self to remember.

I am a co-founder of StatMando, a disc golf side-project that helped revolutionize stats in disc golf.

I used to run goofiness.com, and currently have Mockumentary.com, HuckfaceDG and a few other, um, interesting side projects.

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PHP framework experience includes Laravel, Yii, Symfony, WordPress, CodeIgniter, and custom PHP projects.
Have an old legacy PHP site that needs to be carefully updated? I have experience working with older codebases, updating both the code, and the systems they run on, carefully, while maintaining the important system. I've worked with Apache, Nginx, Internet Information Server, MySQL, PostgreSQL and MS-SQL.

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Disc golf stats. In early 2021, a few of us were on twitter, bemoaning the lack of stats in disc golf. We decided to try to help. We met, we planned, we built. The result: StatMando.

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I'm the creator of the tech-fantasy and fiction-crime podcasts series Distinctive Stories.
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July 11, 2025

Objects That: Have State vs Do Work

I'm self taught at developing. Been at it for a long time, but I've missed some of the pivots the world of developers - PHP specifically - have done, and when classes were introduced back in PHP 4,...

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July 11, 2025

Make Copying to the Clipboard From the Terminal in Mac and Linux Smoother

I use both Mac and Linux. I'm using to copying things to my clipboard from a terminal using pbcopy, so this helper makes it easier because I don't have to remember the linux flavor of the command....

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July 11, 2025

How to Make a Typed PHP Array or Collection

So, one thing a lot of people want that PHP doesn't natively support is typed arrays. In other languages you can say "I want an array of integers" or "I want an array of strings" or "I want this to...

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July 10, 2025

PHP - How to Turn an Array into a PDO-Safe IN Query

In code using legacy PDO-style statements, if you need to do something like an "IN" query using user-supplied data, you're in for danger if you don't parameterize them. PDO can handle the security...

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July 1, 2025

MySQL - How to Show Data and Index Size in your Tables

How to show data and index size in your mysql tables.

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June 12, 2025

Why Change to AWS Amplify?

I had been running this blog on AWS S3. You can do some weird gyrations when you set up a bucket a specific way and it will let you serve a static website really easily. I used a WP static plugin for...

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April 28, 2025

How to Intercept Sockets Using Playwright

Intercept sockets using playwright with dev console trick.

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April 28, 2025

Kubernetes CoreDNS Notes

Some notes to help me remember some Kubernetes items: Core DNS handles all of the DNS internally. If it's not in CoreDNS then it checks the external network. ClusterIP means it's only accessible...

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April 28, 2025

Run Owasp Zap in a Docker container

Run as daemon mode: Desktop UI: Then go to http://localhost:8080/zap. Use https://host.docker.internal to hit https://local..com Baseline scan: Full scan: Find container's IP: Use...

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April 23, 2025

Writing to stdout/stderr in Docker / Kubernetes

Recently I was testing some log aggregation, and I needed to write data to stdout/stderr so that the logging agent could send them to the aggregator. Here's a snippet of code to run that for awhile...

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April 23, 2025

Check Whether an AWS VPC is Being Used

If you need to check whether a VPC is being used -- you do not want to delete a VPC if it is being used, you can double-check it with this command:

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March 10, 2025

Ippsec's nmap command

YouTube star ippsec's favorite nmap for initial recon:

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